The statistics on sanity are that one out of
every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best
friends. If they're ok, then it's you -
Rita Mae Brown
When you're in jail, a good friend will be
trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying,
'Damn, that was fun' - Groucho Marx
One good reason to only maintain a small
circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who
know the victim - George Carlin
True
friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
I have three kinds of friends: those who love
me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me. - Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
Best friends are
those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a
shovel, and follow you. -
Author Unknown
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and
hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain
The capacity for friendship is God's way of
apologizing for our families. - Jay McInerney
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie
to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world - Lois Wyse
The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend - Aristotle
Friendship is born at that moment when one
person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.S. Lewis
What! Green$Ivy and Camilla Alice Black, you too?:d
Nice to meet ya!!!
TDDA Killer?Raven attached to you as a leech:))
