Good ol' friendship

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you - Rita Mae Brown

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun' - Groucho Marx

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim - George Carlin

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me. - Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you. - Author Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families. - Jay McInerney

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world - Lois Wyse

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend - Aristotle

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” - C.S. Lewis

What! Green$Ivy and Camilla Alice Black, you too?:d

Nice to meet ya!!!

TDDA Killer?Raven attached to you as a leech:))