Tribute to a genius, crazy, eccentric and sarcastic doctor, Gregory House

Hello ladies and gents,
Sorry for not posting these days but school is hectic these days... However I came here today to post a tribute to my favorite show of all times "House MD"... So here are some pictures, favorite quotes and facts that you may know or not. For those who are fans enjoy, for those who are not enjoy them as well.

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?” 

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.” 

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.” 

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!” 

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks to you, you're psychotic." 

"Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable." 

"Truth begins in lies" 

"Humanity is overrated" 

"Reality is almost always wrong" 

"It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes." 

"I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?" 

"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." 

(to Foreman) "So your solution is to give me drugs?" 

Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness.


Dr. Gregory House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.

Cameron: His wife arranged it as an anniversary present. And if you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome every seven years might actually help a marriage.
House: Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment.

House: I'm going in. Rambo style.

Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
House: I wish.

House: I was never that great a math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?

House: If he gets better, I'm right, if he dies, you're right.

House: Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent, it's ugly, and it's messy, and if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know women can have an hour long orgasm?

House [to black senator running for president]: They don't call it the White House because of the paint job.

House: I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am THAT good.

House: The Cripple Boys. We should start a band.

Cuddy: Dr. House! Need you here.
House: No thanks. Lotta sick people. I might catch something.

Team: We've got rectal bleeding.
House: What, all of you?

House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?
Cuddy: Are you high?
House: If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted.
Cuddy: It's Wednesday.

Nun: Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real.
House: I thought that was a job requirement for you people.

House: If you're here to kill me and rape me, please do it in that order.

House: Awesome. A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search.

Wilson: House, you're right! Why not? Why not date you?? It’s brilliant; we’ve known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We’re a couple!

House: Are you still speaking metaphorically?

Cuddy: What are you doing here? A patient?
House: No, a hooker. Came to my office instead of my home.

Dr. Wilson: Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody.
House: Course, you're Type O, Universal Donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonies.

House: When guys have brain-crotch problems it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little.

And my favorite of all times:

Dr. Wilson: [Wilson is quoting a poem from a patient of House's]'The healer with his magic powers! / I could rub his gentle brow for hours. / His manly chest, his stubbled jaw, / Everything about him leaves me raw-'
Dr. Gregory House: Psych ward's upstairs.
Dr. Wilson: -with joy. Oh, House your very name / Will never leave this girl the same.' It's not bad for an 82-year-old. She asked me to give that to her true love.
Dr. Gregory House: What can I say? Chicks with no teeth turn me on.
Dr. Wilson: That's fairly disgusting.
Dr. Gregory House: That's ageism.
Dr. Wilson: You better watch yourself around this babe.

Did You Know?

Hugh Laurie's own father was a doctor, and he feels a twinge of guilt at "being paid more to become a fake version of my own father."

Dr. Gregory House was based on Sherlock Holmes... but Holmes, in turn, was based on a Doctor that Sir Arthur Conan Doyle knew while studying medicine, Dr. Joseph Bell, whose specialty was diagnosis.

During Hugh Laurie's audition, producer David Shore told how Bryan Singer, one of the executive producers, said, "See, this is what I want; an American guy." Singer was completely unaware of the fact that Hugh Laurie is British.

Three out of six original cast members are left-handed: Cuddy, Foreman and Wilson.

The aerial shots of the hospital are actually of the back of Frist Student Center at Princeton University. 

 Hugh Laurie admitted that when he first read the script for House (which did not have the title of "House M.D." at the time) he believed that the character of Wilson was the lead. He just couldn't believe that a man such as House could be the star of the show.

TDDA Killer?Raven trying to survive the hell called education>:)