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" “Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”  (Steve Martin)

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." (Steve Martin)

“Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”  (Woody Allen)

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty." (Woody Allen)

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." (Elton John)

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds."  (Joan Rivers)

“Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'”

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